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It's finally here. It's horribly overpriced. The clothes look cool. but the britannia dentata is too much. How will it all go down?

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“Did you feel like Kate Moss was having a laugh at your expense?” I later asked Cornell Bar, the receptionist at my hair salon.

“Totally,” said he.

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The Verdict: UNDERWHELMING

Utterly, totally and completely relieved to discover that since i moved from London to NY, i haven’t been missing out on a thing not having Topshop in NY.

All this time i now realize that the myth was more fulfilling than the reality, which, all in all, seems to be:

- racks of ‘affordable’ items (badly made, piled high, rumpled) that are indestinguishable from Old Navy

- mixed with other horribly, CRAZILY overpriced ‘fashion-forward’ stuff.

Plus the shoes were crap, except for the Office Shoes concession.

I came away with a 100% rayon digitized floral print slip for $80 as souvenier token.

I never thought i’d say this: but French Connection is better value and quality than Topshop. Mr. Green got greedy.

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somebody please tell me this is some kind of horrible joke

somebody please tell me this is some kind of horrible joke

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Crickets on Broadway

Finally did the dirty on Tuesday night around 7pm after getting my hair cut and made it to the store.

Besides the fact that the place was deader than funeral casket, nothing really caught the eye until got to the second floor where there was a gorgous collection of stretchy grey suede and leather leggings … price: $510 

WTF!@*(#P@#*(@#!!!!

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Unsurprisingly, doesn’t seem the Topshop Men’s look is going down too well.

Unsurprisingly, doesn’t seem the Topshop Men’s look is going down too well.

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Neither do they dress like this.

Neither do they dress like this.

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No guys in England dress like this. I promise.

No guys in England dress like this. I promise.

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“Topshop”: rhymes with crotch-shot

… and crotchsho’ sounds a bit like rach-na